a piece of humor

Hugo Oscar Leimann Patt (hleimann_at_houseware.com.ar)
Thu, 14 May 1998 20:19:28 -0300

Hi gang,
A story heard in our last CRM meeting:
A supersecret high risky war operation was to be undertaken.
Bosses decided that there were three possible candidate pilots to perform
it: a russian, an american and an argentine pilot.
After explaining the quasi-suicidal mission to the russian they asked him
how much he should pretend. The pilot replied one million dollars. The
bosses then asked him what should he do with such ammount of money. "I will
give it to my country, because all I am and have, I owe to my country".
Secondly, they call the american, and after explaining the mission, they
asked how much he wanted. The pilots answered two millions. What for?.
"Well, one million for my country and one million for my family; both have
the merits for what I am".
Finally, they asked the argentine the same question. "Three million". Why so
much?. "Well, one million for me, one million for you, and one million for
the russian to do the job".
;)
Greetings from Buenos Aires.
Hugo